Division One Football???? Huh???

After Mizzou's completely domintating performance over the University of Colorado this past Saturday, I can't refrain from remembering the infamous Dan Hawkins rant.....I believe the quote was "It's Division-I Football!!!" Really Dan? Because you fail to show it on the field. Perhaps you should have given your team an extra day off during the summer, because hey, it really didn't help. Maybe your players were dreaming about the hippie ass they were gunna score during the famous 4-20 celebration your campus puts on.


Bob Marley just CAME!!!!!

While the Colorado season is on a down hill slope, at least Coach Hawkins can help develop his son into a good QB and a possible draft prospect.....O WAIT!!! Cody Hawkins' recent decline in competence and inability to pick apart Ron Prince's third most important priority(WE-FENSE!!!) this jumble forced Hawkins to make the move to back-up QB to the less talented Hansen cousin leaving Big Dan with more pride in his son then when the doctor handed Ron Jeremy to his father.

Gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!

Well with the Cody Hawkins experience in the bag for now, enter Tyler Hansen!!! Yeah this will last longer than the pandemonium for his cousins. But who will the Dan Man go to after Hansen fails at the job......could we feel the Wild Buff with stud freshman Darrell Scott taking the snaps? My guess is probably not, but whatever happens it better happen fast, because with the QB situation worsening, so does Colorado's bowl chances.

or

Actually both think he kind of sucks