Drunk's Winner's of the Week

This is a little something special that I used to do during my days as the co-host of a late night college public radio show. Needless to say, I have moved up to a unappreciated and unknown free blog, yay for me. But the idea of this segment is to basically provide you with individuals or groups having good/bad weeks and a brief explanation.

Winner: Oklahoma Football, Oklahoma moved ahead of Texas in the BCS ranking making them the 2008 Big-12 South champions and putting them into the Big-12 title game and more than likely, the National Championship. While there are many out there who feel the system was corrupt.....GET OVER IT!!! Texas is now guranteed a BCS berth and if Mizzou pulls the upset will be cruise their way into a shot at the BCS Title game.

"Winner": Plaxico Burress, just when I didn't think anything else bad could happen to the G-Men this year enter, Plaxico Burress and his own worst enemy...his ego. Let's be honest, how many people in an NYC night club are going to have beef with this guy? You don't need a gun man, and if you are in enough danger to need enforcement, hire a body guard who knows what a safety is or just don't go out. P.S. Good Aim!!!

Winner: The V-Foundation, in case some of you are unaware of what the V-Foundation is a foundation set up in memory of former college basketball coach Jim Valvano, who died of cancer. The foundation is set up to help find a cure for cancer and spread cancer awareness. Every year ESPN devotes one week to the cause by having Jimmy V week, during this week ESPN has a variety of basketball games and tributes in memory of the deceased coach and helps to get donations for the foundation that has raised 80 million dollars for cancer research.

Don't give up.....Don't EVER GIVE UP!!!

"Winner": Notre Dame/Auburn, Notre Dame can't get rid of their coach because of the contract they gave him so he could be there forever. And Auburn gets rid of the guy who pretty much saved their program from falling out of the college football lime light. This is only scratching the surface of the chaos provided by the NCAA this week.

"Winner": Sean Avery, you were just slapped with a 6 game suspension because you had an opinion about everything, that no one wanted to or cared about hearing. Good thing women love shoes Sean, so when you fall out of relevance in the NHL you have that "normal" part of your life going for ya.

Winner: Sean Avery, let's be honest, we would all take this guys sloppy 56th's if it was available

DUDE........NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Finally THE BIGGEST "WINNER" OF THE WEEK:

OJ Simpson, dude, you finally going to jail, and thank GOD we had to hear your sob story about how you just wanted to get your belongings back and how you didn't want to hurt anybody. You had a gun, people don't have guns that don't intend to use them as force......well of course except the before mentioned Plaxico Burress.