As I boldly venture away from our target zone of the cultured Midwest and enter the vast, delusional wasteland that is the Southeast (Home of the SEC!!!) I discover this video. This video, which I grabbed from With Leather, is the sole reason why Lumiere and Edison invented motion picture, and why Al Gore invented the internet.
After watching that, I really wish Satan himself (Nick Saban) won the SEC.
Just a few of my first impressions:
1. Socks and sandles - great if you are a ninja, but Farley was more convincing as a ninja than this guy.
2. Chin, rat tail hair thing - just, I mean, wow!
3. Receiver gloves on the main "rapper" - why? I don't think this guy has the talent to catch herpes, much less a pigskin.
4. Dude in the background doing Tai-Chi and making a "T" gesture with hand - hopefully that "T" is for "terrible," which would aptly describe both that guys moves (if you want to call them that) and Tim Tebow's prospects as a pro.
5. The guy in the background wearing a number 7 Gators jersey - Tim Tebow, the same Tim Tebow you felt the need to go into the jungle and prance around like the second coming of Elaine Benez for, wears number 15. Danny Wuerffel was soooo long ago, broseph, you look like you had to have been in the seventh grade (for the third time) back when that guy was at the helm.
Look, I understand the crazy things everyone tends to do for their favorite teams. I have a buddy that brings numerous props to every Mizzou football game, a former roommate that would make a hand gesture every time his pitcher had a two-strike count, and a current roommate that has a lucky hat. When I played hockey, even I would have to put my pads on in the same sequence.
However, if any of my buddies ever got the urge to go out into the woods, put on a Danny Wuerffel jersey and make a horrible umm rap(?) about a Heisman trophy winner, I would disown them. Sorry. There's a thin line between being a douchebag and being an intense fan, and these guys are way over it.
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