Famous Sloppy Seconds

I've been pretty lax on the posting recently, but this whole Sean Avery deal has become like an inspiration. In case you're unfamiliar with the situation, the Dallas Stars winger has been suspended for six games and ordered to undergo counseling because of comments made regarding ex-girlfriend/actress Elisha Cuthbert (pictured with Avery above) and Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf, referencing the term "sloppy seconds" in the process.

More here, courtesy of the WWL:http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=3747105

But this got me to thinking, there's got to be oodles of sloppy second-type instances out there in the sports world. So without further adieu, here goes.

"The Flea Kicker"

A painful memory for the Mizzou faithful, but the Huskers were late to the party. The Tigers had already been fist-fucked by karma over a half-decade earlier. Way to come late to the party and prolong the agony, douchebags.



Mark Mangino

Let's face it, the big fella's just piggybacking off the earlier success of a large, blue clad actress. Remember "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?"





I rest my case.

Red Sox fan suffering

Listen up, Massholes. You folks, up until 2004, were bitching and bitching and bitching about how cursed you were and how you were due for a title because you were so loyal and waited so long. So from a die-hard Cubs fan, let me politely tell you all to fuck off. And now that you've won, you're absolutely insufferable. I used to empathize. Now I hope the whole lot of you develop a severe case of crotch rot.

Now that I've started a list, feel free to add to it in the comments section. There's got to be more that I'm missing.